assbuffet

hookers ass, you eat it, then die. (Maddox)

Franco had the assbuffet, then died

by Joe December 13, 2004

assbeat

A term used to describe an individual that has the ability to dominate another individual or group of individuals in a distasteful and embarrassing manner - mainly used to describe raid or particularly difficult groupable mobs in Everquest.

"Oh man, this guy is an assbeat"

"We got fucked over by that assbeat."

"Our raid was going pretty well until the assbeat woke up.. it was like throwing a young schoolboy in between two Catholic priests and watching them fight to the death."

by Aaidyin September 30, 2008

assbanger

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

assbush

Relating to the hair of your ass

That dude was a total assbush.

by Danimal Don March 17, 2004

Assbadge

An Assbadge is a person who not only acts like an ass, but is proud of it. Thus earning them the Assbadge...

"hey man, did you see Mark Skaife crying over getting beaten by Russell Ingall?"

"yeah man, Mark Skaife is such an assbadge"

by BradG April 7, 2004

Assburger Syndrome

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.

The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome

by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009

assbelunker

An anal cave explorer. Otherwise known as homosexual, pillow biter, ass cannon loader, friend of dorothy, pole rider etc.

Rod is such an assbelunker. I can't believe he is assbelunking Lance......

by contact May 23, 2004