vodafone

A horrible mobile phone company that mainly targets their advertising at businesses because they know their prices are too high

they have also done the following evil things

>> Took over Eircell, a perfectly good Irish owned phone company, put up the prices, flooded all of ireland with horrible red advertising which hurts my eyes. When vodafone took over I noticed the company's service go down the tube. Eircell had free texts on xmas day, good customer service, had a nice website where you could download free ringtones and such but this was all ended when the evil bastards vodafone took over.

>> For some reason SFR is till called SFR even though vodafone owns it, every other company they take over they change the name, except for SFR cause the French know their scumbags :)

>> Hand out locked, vodafone-branded 3G datacards which are only for businesses.

>> Have recently discovered DRM like many other large companies

>> Decided they would put an extra fee on texting abroad, then started advertising it was "only 25 cent" while all along it was 14, like other texts which was also a rip off.

>> Have almost completely given up on the prepaid teenybopper market because their prices are too high

>> Only supply 3G to businesses?? WTF is with this?

some guy: I tried to call you 10 times yesterday but your phone was off
other guy: Sorry mate, I got a new number, I was sick of getting ripped off by vodafone

by towel401 September 22, 2004

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Voldemophobia

Voldemophobia is the fear of having no nose. Derived from the name of the historic warrior (whom no one would dare cross save for a brave few) who had no nose himself. It is common among many people although incidentally, the most of which are Harry Potter fans

Person 1: Ha ha! Got your nose!
Person 2: Oh no, not my nose! *breaks down crying*
Person 1: Sorry, I had no idea you had Voldemophobia.

by Sonearage September 27, 2011

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Venautu Volcano Ahole

This technique requires a smouldering piece of coal, which is then inserted into an individual's anal cavity. This is then pushed deeper in by the partners penis often causing severe burns to the penis head and has been known to melt the Urthrea together making urinating impossible. The smouldering coal proceeds to melt a hole in the large intestine allowing the free flow of feces and often undigested food and biol out of the body. When this occurs the partner removes his burnt penis and replaces it with his face and mouth to 'lap' up all the feces and biol. Due to the high diet of sea food amongst the population this can cause quite a bad smell, often making their partner sick into the recipents mouth. This technique became almost gospal over the last three decades and is no enjoyed by a good population around the world.

Venautu Volcano Ahole?

Of course I'm fijian aren't I?

by Mirko Mirko March 31, 2011

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volatile vagina

An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.

Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."

Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."

by cmoney55 December 7, 2011

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