Vodak 

Vodka, as spelled after consuming in sufficient quantities.

holy shit i am wasted... i just hasd 5 shots of vodak

Vodak by Tevia October 4, 2006

vodak 

Further proof that even the most idiotic brainfart can become a meme.

Typical FARK reader: "Vodak! LOL! It's funny and I don't know why! OMGWTFLOLBBQ"

vodak by Stupid Meme Hater November 25, 2006

vodak 

1337ness incarnate

vodak + g0d

vodak by jebus February 6, 2003

Vodak Moment 

The moment when you realize that vodka would go well with your current, nonalcoholic beverage.

Zac: This juice tastes great, but it's missing something..

Nate: Pour some Skyy in there, it'll taste awesome!

Zac: Total Vodak Moment.

Vodak Moment by Dessimate March 17, 2011

Vodka Mourge 

Popular name for a Vodka and Apple juice. Usually the Apple Juice is cloudy and it is often served with a slice of lime.

Can I please have a Vodka Mourge?

Vodka Mourge by jlhombre January 2, 2013

vodaing 

Vodaing (Voda AF is another variant) is when someone is unsafe in their firearm practice, training, or shooting.

Some also use this to describe poor tactics or lack of knowledge in regards to personal protection or tactical abilities.

The guy comes in here all Vodaing stabbing the paper target and shooting the ceiling.

vodaing by Menofarms July 28, 2017

Vodkasm 

The bodily pleasure one gets from consuming copious amounts of Vodka.

I was feeling sad last night so I gave myself a Vodkasm and all was right with the world again

Vodkasm by Photoist March 7, 2019