Swamp donkey

A baseball term that describes the act of hitting a baseball so far that it disappears just like your dad.
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An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.
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Perry shot a swamp donkey last night and its getting butchered.
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In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.
Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.
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Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.
"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"
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I woke up in the morning after a big night next to the ultimate swamp donkey.
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noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.
Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey
by CJ February 07, 2005
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