Beef Strokin' Off

To masturbate with, and spooge into a top sirloin which is then cooked and served to your dinner guests.

"I made Sally a dish of Beef Strokin' Off for our one-year anniversary, which she claimed was too salty."

by Chief Vegas October 10, 2008

short stroking

Stroking a small penis.

Dane was humiliated after he was caught short stroking in public.

by AGTheRanter November 9, 2013

Seriking

a combination of serious and joking

Its like when you are serious when you say it but you smile like right after

Guy 1: "Im dating your EX"
Guy 2: "WHAT!"
Guy 1: "Im just messing with you"

that is an example of seriking

by the best claudia June 29, 2008

Stroking up

When you have a stroke

Hey man, Stalin died from stroking up

by dootmrskeltal March 20, 2019

Strokin

Describing the physical symptoms of being high or intoxicated. When high, your common symptoms are heart rate is faster, eyes are sore or red; feet feel heavy, hunger, drowsiness, slurred speech, or confusion. When a person is ‘strokin’, they are describing how they are experiencing these symptoms in a nerve, aggravating, or uncomfortable way which is ultimately blowing a high or drunken stanza. When drugs are used, a person may ‘stroke’ which is failure in the brain or heart raced to fast and causes death. Therefore, when a person inflicts that they are ‘strokin’ during a bad high or trip, tend to their care or health.

Mae: Damn, what kind of shit was that Oliver? I fucking strokin.
Oliver: That was some good shit, why whats wrong with you?
Mae: My heart is pounding and my head is twirling!

by Newport Boo 813 April 4, 2008

short strokin

pulling on one's penis even though no erection is present or desired

work got called off so i sat around the house and was short strokin it all day

by WHINDMAN May 26, 2011

Stroking the White Cat on the Inside

No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's

Hey guys, guess what? I'm stroking the white cat on the inside right now!

by america!fuckyeah! August 15, 2009