grease the seat

the act of lubricating one's butthole in preperation for anal sex
man randy was so rough with me last nite. that bastard didn't even grease the seat
by WHINDMAN January 14, 2011
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yellow grease turd

the stool one produces after eating a filthy unwashed asian
i shoulden't have ate that dirty asian baby yesterday, i dropped such a large yellow grease turd this morning
by whindman March 15, 2011
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short strokin

pulling on one's penis even though no erection is present or desired
work got called off so i sat around the house and was short strokin it all day
by WHINDMAN May 03, 2011
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