Ryan Murphy

When you ate high quality and exquisite foods but you barfed them all over the place while being puzzled or careless as to how you'll clean it up in the end.

Friend: I just made a Ryan Murphy last night at the bar. I don't know what to do about it so I just left it there all messed up as is.

by krumpbabby March 27, 2016

Jesus Murphy

A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.

(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!

by FNods May 20, 2012

Dirty Murphy

A pint of Guinness with a shot of Jäger dropped in it. An Irish boilermaker. Sometimes referred to as a Soiled Irishman by Scots! Also referred to as an Irish Navy Depth Charge.

Damn it. My boss is such an asshole... I need to get to the pub for a Dirty Murphy.

by Dirty McD February 19, 2013

Morphenomenal

The word used by me and the other Power Rangers to describe our new powers and Zords!

These new Thunderzords are morphenomenal!!!

by Jason March 12, 2004

Orphan Morphin'

The depraved, sick, and twisted act of adopting a child in order to groom them into a lover after they reach the age of 18.

That Woody Allen sure wrote the script on Orphan Morphin'

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Frosty Murphy

When a man ejaculates in a woman's vagina, and then performs oral sex on her, thereby licking his own semen.

"She hadn't came yet, so I pulled a Frosty Murphy and finished her off with my tongue."

by T-money bigtime October 29, 2011

Merph

Showing no emotion, good nor bad; guess it just means okay : |

NOSY MOTHER: "So do you like that girl Violet?"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"

by theeventualdilf November 28, 2016