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micro marrige

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks May 11, 2018
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microcelebrity

One who gains a cult or mainstream following due to viral internet distribution. Does not refer to those who have gained limited or cult followings through traditional media. Does not refer to has-beens or "B-list" celebrities.
Lonelygirl15 was nothing until YouTube made her a microcelebrity. Clint Howard is a D-list celebirty, not a microcelebrity.
by Brandon Li September 14, 2006
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Micro dick

Tiny ass dick. It's like you never hit puberty. You always hear the question during sex, "Is it in yet." Since it is so small.
Girl:"Is it in yet?"
Guy:"Fuck! I hate micro dick!
by Arthur Kyle 69 January 23, 2009
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microcosm

A miniature copy of something, especially one which represents a larger whole.
Yo' dick is a microcosm of a peanut.
by D-Vo January 20, 2006
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Macrotweeting

If the use of Twitter represents "microblogging," then blogging must represent, well, "macrotweeting." Just sayin'.
by austicoatk August 13, 2010
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micro$oft

A derogotitory term for microsoft's EVIL practice of EARNING MONEY!
by AdamDude January 18, 2004
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Micro-weed

Weed that you bought to some guy and that has been dryed by a micro wave instead of drying naturally, thus the dealer doesn't have to wait before selling it.
Vince : Hey man, my weed is getting me high but i got no taste
Barry : yeah , it's micro-weed!
by BarryDaFunkyMonkey November 23, 2009
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