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What happened to your nuts bro.....ehhh marrige
Marrige by Crap Weasle October 13, 2004

Marrige from Kazastan 

if u are getting a Kazastanian marrige . Thant includes stuffing you in the family carpet and raping your ass til u can put a bundle of flowers in. Then the groom eats the flowers that are put in your ass
My ass hurts so much
Why
I got a marrige from Kazastan

micro marrige 

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Word of the Day on September 14, 2021

Human Dog marrige movement 

A movement that seeks to make it legal for a human to marry a Dog.
Support the human dog marrige movement.

sex after marrige 

Sex after marrige is a legend and jusf that
sex after marrige by Pettus393 October 25, 2015

Minecraft Marrige

A Minecraft series based on Marriage with a 2v2 situation, and the original cast of ImmortalHDFilms, Rachelkip,Cynthiaraa and Slyfoxhound until cynthia gradually lost interest of immortal and "divorced" him and got a replacement of mittymoxx until the last episode on season 2 which rachel and slyfox fight and they all got "divorced" and switched wifes, until, sweet lord, sly and rachel secretly date up to date now.

sweet Jesus that was a mouthful.
guy 1.Have you seen the new episode of Minecraft Marrige?
guy 2. yeah, I can't believe slyfox is cheating on mitty!
Minecraft Marrige by Blue-Fang August 27, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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