A mixed drink cocktail consisting of virgin prune juice and inexpensive whiskey, often garnished with Fiber One bars or Uncle Sam cereal. While offering the health benefits of the Chinese summer drink "suanmeitang," The Grigsby is rivaled only by the Bloody Mary as the most popular mixed drink served during breakfast.
Recipe:
-1 part whiskey or bourbon (the cheaper, the better)
-2 parts prune juice
-coarsely ground high-fiber cereal for garnishing
Recipe:
-1 part whiskey or bourbon (the cheaper, the better)
-2 parts prune juice
-coarsely ground high-fiber cereal for garnishing
"Dude, I got so drunk last night, I binged on, like, an entire cheese wheel. Now I'm feeling a little bound up. I need The Grigsby to put me right so I can TAKE a Grigsby."
by austicoatk September 29, 2011
"Hey, did you see the size of those trucksticles on that Prius? That's what I call anthropomotorism!"
by austicoatk December 12, 2011
Yet another variant of the ever-popular laxaholic tonic, "The Grigsby." This version of the popular breakfast cocktail contains chicory root or chicory root extract to augment its laxative effects.
by austicoatk October 04, 2011
In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.
Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."
by austicoatk February 22, 2013
A gender-neutral (and thus, politically correct) neologism combining the terms "spay" and "neuter." This word may be used to avoid the more awkward and wordy phrase, "spay and neuter."
Animal rights activist: "Everyone should spay and neuter their pets. If you have a tomcat, please have him neutered; and take that bitch in heat to get spayed!"
Animal owner: "Chill out. I have an appointment to have them spaneutered on Wednesday."
Animal owner: "Chill out. I have an appointment to have them spaneutered on Wednesday."
by austicoatk March 16, 2010
by austicoatk September 30, 2011
If the use of Twitter represents "microblogging," then blogging must represent, well, "macrotweeting." Just sayin'.
by austicoatk August 13, 2010