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In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.
Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."
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by austicoatk December 15, 2011
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"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"
by austicoatk October 4, 2011
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by austicoatk October 4, 2011
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"I'm a big fan of the grigsby, but I'm partial to the Sparkling Grigsby, myself. Love that effervesence!"
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