grit lump 

a grit lump is a lump in your grits that you eat in the morning and its like ass tits. It just sucks on habba babba lard chunks ass.MAn i had some yesterday and i was like....tits on ice!

Dude i ates me some grit lump yesterday and i was like...wholy shit this tastes like ass.

grit lump by assfart1234 January 7, 2010

Man Lump 

A lump of men similar to a dog pile, but more lumpish. See also Dog pile

After the football game, the players engaged in a man lump.

Man Lump by TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT January 10, 2009

life lump 

a fictitiously comic way of referring to a spurt of semen.

"By my life lumps!" - Walt Whitman

life lump by REBEC$LUT January 18, 2008

double bubble back puff o' lump 

a fart that travels up the back of your pants along your booty crack

joanna had a double bubble back puff o' lump at work today and scared all the customers away.

double bubble back puff o' lump by jlaur623 December 6, 2010

kiddie lump 

A kiddie lump is a tuft of hair on a mans head. It usually occurs when a man has had long hair previously and decided to cut it really short. And the front is then gelled upwards approximately 1 inch in height.

Hey Pat, I prefer your ski jump to your kiddie lump!

kiddie lump by goobaliscious definition January 14, 2010

crouch lump 

The lump of protrusion that a man gets whenever he wears swim suits or basketball shorts. The lump is caused by the person's penis and can become quite an embarrassment/irritant for people who are self-conscious.

Man 1: Dude I have a major crouch lump right now
Man 2: Don't worry, nobody cares
Man 1: But dude it's so bulgy.

crouch lump by HurpDerpHerpDurp July 26, 2010

fat lump 

Fat lump is an example of a human beings compliment to one another (noun)

1.You mouldy fat lump
It could also be used to describe something

2.It looks very fat and lumpy, almost a fat lump

Freya "Nobody can steal my fat lump away from me"
Emily "yeh I can"
Cara "you're such a fat lump emily."

fat lump by Frazzlepopjuniorrr December 10, 2016