crouch lump

The lump of protrusion that a man gets whenever he wears swim suits or basketball shorts. The lump is caused by the person's penis and can become quite an embarrassment/irritant for people who are self-conscious.

Man 1: Dude I have a major crouch lump right now
Man 2: Don't worry, nobody cares
Man 1: But dude it's so bulgy.

by HurpDerpHerpDurp July 26, 2010

kiddie lump

A kiddie lump is a tuft of hair on a mans head. It usually occurs when a man has had long hair previously and decided to cut it really short. And the front is then gelled upwards approximately 1 inch in height.

Hey Pat, I prefer your ski jump to your kiddie lump!

by goobaliscious definition January 14, 2010

fat lump

Fat lump is an example of a human beings compliment to one another (noun)

1.You mouldy fat lump
It could also be used to describe something

2.It looks very fat and lumpy, almost a fat lump

Freya "Nobody can steal my fat lump away from me"
Emily "yeh I can"
Cara "you're such a fat lump emily."

by Frazzlepopjuniorrr December 10, 2016

Lump Sacker

Underage smoking boy, who is typically short, and has a potentially high rate of bondage with girls named crystal, and sucks dick.

Dayummm!!! Jesse is such a lump sacker!!

by Joshercake November 08, 2008

ass lump

A lump found on the ass area of the body. Usually the result of to much anal intercourse.

Jimmy has an ass lump.

by fatassfag January 25, 2005

plump lump

when your fucking a fat bitch and all of the sudden one of her pimples pop and you slap her

i was fucking my neighbors mom when all of the sudden she had a plump lump and i was like "sick you fat bitch" and slapped her

by kittyboy October 04, 2007

farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 02, 2003