Hump Start 

Beginning your day with a session of sexual activity.

Dude1: You wanta coffee?

Dude2: No Thanks man, my lady slept over last night and we hump started the day.

Hump Start by biggestmonkey October 27, 2009

hump day eve 

The evening before hump day, Tuesday night. Hump day eve is celebrated to justify the consumption of alcohol or other activities that would normally be confined to hump day.

It's hump day eve, we're getting fucked up.

hump day eve by noscope_balltapper420 September 17, 2013

hump music 

Music appropriate for sex, such as that by Marvin Gaye and Barry White. Also the incidental music in pornographic movies, often very cheap disco.

I got five whole CD's of hump music for when my wife and I celebrate our wedding anniversary.

hump music by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

hump butter 

cum, nut... etc usually used sarcastically between recently pubescent teens or really drunk adults

i spread my hump butter on her muffin

hump butter by nate March 28, 2005

hump-catting

A side effect of Powerthirst.

Dude, I just chugged a powerthirst, and now I can't stop HUMP-CATTING!

hump-catting by Tommy Thompson October 31, 2007

hump custard

noun: viscous substance that expels from the male after excessive humping

My hump custard went all over her tits.

hump custard by mimi m mimi June 1, 2006

hump bumper 

The pads they put on the walls in hotel rooms over the beds instead of headboards, so while you're nailing a chick her head doesn't bang the wall.

I was screwing her so hard that night she kept smacking her head on the hump bumper.

hump bumper by AugDog August 15, 2006