Hot pocket handjob

The act of somone recieving a handjob from a third party but the third party is using a hot pocket

Sarah gave me the best Hot pocket handjob of my life man, she even ate the hot pocket

by Checkeredbackpack September 19, 2013

vegas handjob

A handjob given with the thumb and index finger towards the base of the penis, as opposed to a traditional handjob where the thumb and index are toward the head of the penis.

I just got a vegas handjob and it was sweet! Although it might not seem like a big deal, the slightly different technique made for a unique and enjoyable experience, and I would highly recommend it.

by Bkemmy February 19, 2008

Camper's Handjob

A sexual manuever whereby a man is masturbated by two hands rubbing together with the penis in the middle. This motion simulates the movement by campers around a fire trying to warm up their hands.

After the long night by the fire, Julie's hands were freezing, so she warmed them up by giving Luke the old "Camper's Handjob".

by Evan_12345 January 16, 2006

Invisible Handjob

A photo taken by someone who just got their nails done. The hand is in same position that would be used to give a hand job in order to show the nail polish.

On Instagram and Twitter, search the hash tag "invisiblehandjob" and you will see an Invisible Handjob.

by porkerhole September 28, 2012

cinema handjob

the act of giving one a handjob in a cinema - usually on the back row to avoid being seen. Some find this exciting and fun as it is in a public place. See handjob

"My girlfriend gave me a handjob when we were watching harry potter 3 in the cinema yesterday"

by djchrissy August 19, 2004

why are you giving me a handjob?

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.

Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?

by Beefy McNasty January 8, 2008

Michigan Handjob

When your girlfriend grabs a handful of snow to jerk you off.

While taking a break from snowmobiling Rob's girlfriend surprised him with a Michigan Handjob.

by PRTastic June 9, 2016