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A girl who is absolutely stunning. Perfect eyes, gorgeous smile and long hair. She cares about everyone and has the biggest heart. She goes through a lot and no one knows but still has a smile on her face. She’s a great friend, a great daughter and can be/is a great gf. Overall, I want to be like emersen.
by heyoheyo April 17, 2022
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1. An unexpected and usually dangerous health related situation that calls for immediate action.
2. A patient requiring urgent and immediate medical attention
3. An occurrence or condition which prevents one from being capable of performing the duties of their job and/or living because of impending threat to their visual acuity, extremity locomotion or core autonomic respiratory and circulatory functions (aside from a severe case of Crying Baby Syndrome CBS)
In short: LIFE, LIMB or EYESIGHT
If you do not meet one of the definitions above, your situation is NOT an emergency and can wait until the primary care provider's office opens. Additionally, if you had the time to read this entire sign, you are most likely not an emergent patient.
1. An unexpected and usually dangerous health related situation that calls for immediate action.
2. A patient requiring urgent and immediate medical attention
3. An occurrence or condition which prevents one from being capable of performing the duties of their job and/or living because of impending threat to their visual acuity, extremity locomotion or core autonomic respiratory and circulatory functions (aside from a severe case of Crying Baby Syndrome CBS)
In short: LIFE, LIMB or EYESIGHT
If you do not meet one of the definitions above, your situation is NOT an emergency and can wait until the primary care provider's office opens. Additionally, if you had the time to read this entire sign, you are most likely not an emergent patient.
*Frantic knocking on door*
Medic: "It's 0236. What's the medical emergency?"
Random Whiner: "Doc, I've got a bad cough and I stubbed my toe..."
Medic: "You... Cough. . . Toe. . ."
*Grabs weapon, chambers round*
Random Whiner: "Erm..." *runs away quickly*
Medic: "Feelin better now, eh?"
Medic: "It's 0236. What's the medical emergency?"
Random Whiner: "Doc, I've got a bad cough and I stubbed my toe..."
Medic: "You... Cough. . . Toe. . ."
*Grabs weapon, chambers round*
Random Whiner: "Erm..." *runs away quickly*
Medic: "Feelin better now, eh?"
by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
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"Hey you heard about the Pinewood Emergency Team? I heard they are really cool!"
TMS: *intense sobbing*
TMS: *intense sobbing*
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After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;
"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"
Or in a more formal situation;
"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."
"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"
Or in a more formal situation;
"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."
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