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boy next door

A teenage male, very wholesome and unassuming, and maintains an innocence about him. Very sincere, sometimes shy, sometimes confiedent and rarely arrogant. A sweet boy, someone who girls are proud to bring home to their parents because of his charm, demeanor and sincerity. Very innocent when it comes to romance, almost always a virgin.
Topher Grace in "Win A Date With Tad Hamilton," a great example of a boy next door
by Rusch April 16, 2007
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Door

Family member: *doesn't close door*
Me: Haven't you people ever heard of closing gosh dang door? *blasts I write sins not tragedies*
by Joshuagraham February 24, 2018
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doordash

The best place to order any food by you, at any time. Employees/your bitches come to your door and bring you food. Usually the customers have the name Nicole or Jill.
Jilf- "I dont have any time to drive to get Cheesecake Factory"
Nicole- "Just doordash it!"
by kkkkkkkkkaty July 11, 2017
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front door trots

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?
by fucwad March 17, 2004
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Two door shit

A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.

There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.

A four door shit would be legendary.
"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"
by the_caretaker June 9, 2005
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Door Job

A Door job is a sex move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there penis into a door, and constantly slamming it. When the penis is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. Most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. From this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the Pelvis area.
Brian: Hey Jake why are you going for Penis Surgery again?

Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......
by BrianRingo July 11, 2010
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I thlammed my penith in the car door

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.
Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
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