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cellous

Cellous talk is cheap, but money buys the airtime.
by Hercolena Oliver March 28, 2009
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Cello (Playing The)

The act of clasping a large person between your thighs while a third party rubs their posterior with their 'pink bow'.
"Cello (Playing The)"
Playing the cello
Celloing
Having wood between your legs
by straight styrchnine December 17, 2008
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Celloops

Having to return to work or home because you have forgotten your cell phone. Pronounced: "cell" "oops." Used to express frustration at having to retrace your steps to get your cell. Say "celloops" in place of a curse word.
Celloops, I'm going to be late again.
by JAGNYC December 31, 2009
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Cellbone

An occasion when a person's pants are tight enough to misconstrue the fact that their cell phone in their pocket is not part of their bone structure because it looks like a protruding bone.
Hipsters wearing skinny jeans with a Sidekick in their pockets looks like they have a cellbone
by T. Michael May 17, 2010
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Cellbow

a soreness in your elbow, arm or shoulder from typing or gaming on your smart phone for too long. Generally, the condition is found in the arm used to hold the device, not the hand used to type. Most likely to occur after a long period of use due to a layover, flight or car ride. Perhaps even long bouts on the toilet.
" I thought it was carpeltunnel, but its just a wicked case of cellbow"
by C.Night.Liem October 6, 2010
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cellotomy

Removal of the cell phone from someone who just can't let it go. Also cellectomy (from the roots cell phone + lobotomy/appendectomy)
That girl is talking so loud on her cell, you can hear her lifestory all over the supermarket.

Yeah, she needs a cellotomy!

or

The woman sitting next to me at the poetry reading could not stop texting, she needs a cellectomy
by thesalad June 12, 2011
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cellfool

public nuisance who obstructs or endangers others by driving or walking with his phone in his ear and his head up his ass.
He's a major-league cellfool, with three talking-while-driving accidents to his discredit.
by obillo December 19, 2011
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