Removal of the cell phone from someone who just can't let it go. Also cellectomy (from the roots cell phone + lobotomy/appendectomy)
That girl is talking so loud on her cell, you can hear her lifestory all over the supermarket.
Yeah, she needs a cellotomy!
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The woman sitting next to me at the poetry reading could not stop texting, she needs a cellectomy
Yeah, she needs a cellotomy!
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The woman sitting next to me at the poetry reading could not stop texting, she needs a cellectomy
by thesalad June 12, 2011
Get the cellotomy mug.someone (a male) who is objectively mid at cello yet thinks he could bust out dvorak (or the likes) within a year; naturally, will probably have the self-confidence of ur dog after pooping at the base of a tree and an ego the size of the internet
by celloboy enthusiast April 24, 2022
Get the celloboy mug.When your cellular provider forces you into an additional contract extension when upgrading to a newer model phone or to replace your damaged phone.
My cell phone company wants to celldomy me up the ass for an extra two year contract just to replace my cracked phone!
by samgolf June 25, 2012
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