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Cellbone

An occasion when a person's pants are tight enough to misconstrue the fact that their cell phone in their pocket is not part of their bone structure because it looks like a protruding bone.
Hipsters wearing skinny jeans with a Sidekick in their pockets looks like they have a cellbone
by T. Michael May 17, 2010
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celloner

A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.
"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."
by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009
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Cell Bone

When a gentlemen is wearing very tight jeans containing his Cell Phone in his front pocket. Also acceptable: Phone Bone
I was going to bring my phone with me into the club but I didn't want to risk cell bone.
by Dan Portnoy November 13, 2007
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cellzone

a giant soundproof tube with a sliding door u have to stand in if u have to use ur cell phone while ur in the library.

Looks like one of those tubes you put money in at the drivethru bank teller blown up 100X

Very strange, not good for claustrophobic people or people who fart a lot (as they could asphyxiate themselves)
Shit, i gotta go stand in the cellzone to call my boy
by againagain October 24, 2008
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cellbonics

is the practice of shortening all of your words to initials, symbols, and things that can't be understood by anyone for texting.
My kids complain all the time about my cellbonics and expect me to type out each word correctly, even though they have qwerty pads and I do not.
by foodtopia February 4, 2010
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Cellbonded

Feeling like your phone is an extension of yourself,and you are emotionally bonded to it.
When I upgraded to my new phone,it wasn't long until I cellbonded with it.
by Daydreamer13 May 22, 2016
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celltone

cell phone ringtone that you can only get when you beat a flash game on the internet.
Arm wrestle George W. Bush for a celltone
by Broed January 23, 2008
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