An occasion when a person's pants are tight enough to misconstrue the fact that their cell phone in their pocket is not part of their bone structure because it looks like a protruding bone.
by T. Michael May 17, 2010
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"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."
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When a gentlemen is wearing very tight jeans containing his Cell Phone in his front pocket. Also acceptable: Phone Bone
by Dan Portnoy November 13, 2007
Get the Cell Bone mug.a giant soundproof tube with a sliding door u have to stand in if u have to use ur cell phone while ur in the library.
Looks like one of those tubes you put money in at the drivethru bank teller blown up 100X
Very strange, not good for claustrophobic people or people who fart a lot (as they could asphyxiate themselves)
Looks like one of those tubes you put money in at the drivethru bank teller blown up 100X
Very strange, not good for claustrophobic people or people who fart a lot (as they could asphyxiate themselves)
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My kids complain all the time about my cellbonics and expect me to type out each word correctly, even though they have qwerty pads and I do not.
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