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Removal of the
cell phone
from someone who just can't let it
go
. Also cellectomy (from the roots
cell phone
+ lobotomy/appendectomy)
That
girl
is
talking
so loud on her cell, you can hear her lifestory all over the supermarket.
Yeah, she needs a cellotomy!
or
The woman sitting next to me at the poetry
reading
could not stop texting, she needs a cellectomy
cellotomy
by
thesalad
June 12, 2011
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