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lifestory

When a person gives a more detailed explenation of a situation/opinion than people actually care for.
"Sorry i was a bit late today i had to take my cat to the vets" (that would be an ideal place to stop) but then if the person goes into a 5 minute story about whats wrong with there cat, vet insurance, what the vet looked like, how long it took ect ect.. then the relpy would be

"OMG lifestory"
by Bobertybob January 15, 2009
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Lifestream

In the context of the internet, a lifestream is a time-ordered stream of documents/posts/comments/pictures/videos that will function as a diary of your electronic life.

Every document you create, every photo or video you post and every comment, twitter or blog post you make is stored in your electronic lifestream - last ones shown first. Your past is at the end of your lifestream.

Some people even take it as far as to start off with a copy of their electronic birth certificate.
Lifestream entries: 12 Sep 20xx Posted entry on blah example blog. 13 Sep 20xx Uploaded photo of my new cat 'Bert' to blah example photo sharing site. 13 Sep 20xx Twittered "OMG it is raining again"
by Steve Dorrington (CarpetDog) October 21, 2008
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Vee's life story

A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely Neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. It is called Vee's life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.
Once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have sex with her. They never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jackass explaining it to people. Most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.

That is Vee's life story.
by toee November 11, 2006
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Lifestream

This is where souls go after they leave the body. Souls from humans, plants, and animals are included in this. After being in the Lifestream, a soul will be reborn into another form.
FFVII's form of "Gaia"
Known as the "Cycle of Souls" in FFIX
by O' Shrouded One February 17, 2004
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Lifestorian

A human dedicated to the fine act of listening and capturing another humans life stories.
The lifestorian interviewed the elders to record their life stories, wisdom and experiences
by the WIN|WIN September 2, 2021
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Lifestreaming

A buzzword created by nerds to make their online lives sound important to the tiny number of followers they have.
Steve Rubel: "Look at me, I'm Lifestreaming!"
The 4 nerds who buy into the bullshit: "Swoon, you're so awesome!"
Normal person: "You're just blogging and posting pictures."
by divsoft August 30, 2009
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Lifestomper

When you stomp on a pregnant women's stomach killing the unborn baby and crushing the life from its body.
James: Did you hear about that brutal murder last night?
Tristan: Yeah the guy that did it an absolute Lifestomper.
by loli_ryona January 28, 2020
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