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lifestory 

When a person gives a more detailed explenation of a situation/opinion than people actually care for.
"Sorry i was a bit late today i had to take my cat to the vets" (that would be an ideal place to stop) but then if the person goes into a 5 minute story about whats wrong with there cat, vet insurance, what the vet looked like, how long it took ect ect.. then the relpy would be

"OMG lifestory"
lifestory by Bobertybob January 15, 2009
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Lifestream 

In the context of the internet, a lifestream is a time-ordered stream of documents/posts/comments/pictures/videos that will function as a diary of your electronic life.

Every document you create, every photo or video you post and every comment, twitter or blog post you make is stored in your electronic lifestream - last ones shown first. Your past is at the end of your lifestream.

Some people even take it as far as to start off with a copy of their electronic birth certificate.
Lifestream entries: 12 Sep 20xx Posted entry on blah example blog. 13 Sep 20xx Uploaded photo of my new cat 'Bert' to blah example photo sharing site. 13 Sep 20xx Twittered "OMG it is raining again"

Vee's life story 

A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely Neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. It is called Vee's life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.
Once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have sex with her. They never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jackass explaining it to people. Most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.

That is Vee's life story.
Vee's life story by toee November 11, 2006

Lifestream 

This is where souls go after they leave the body. Souls from humans, plants, and animals are included in this. After being in the Lifestream, a soul will be reborn into another form.
FFVII's form of "Gaia"
Known as the "Cycle of Souls" in FFIX
Lifestream by O' Shrouded One February 17, 2004

Lifestorian 

A human dedicated to the fine act of listening and capturing another humans life stories.
The lifestorian interviewed the elders to record their life stories, wisdom and experiences
Lifestorian by the WIN|WIN September 2, 2021

Lifestreaming 

A buzzword created by nerds to make their online lives sound important to the tiny number of followers they have.
Steve Rubel: "Look at me, I'm Lifestreaming!"
The 4 nerds who buy into the bullshit: "Swoon, you're so awesome!"
Normal person: "You're just blogging and posting pictures."
Lifestreaming by divsoft August 30, 2009

Lifestomper 

When you stomp on a pregnant women's stomach killing the unborn baby and crushing the life from its body.
James: Did you hear about that brutal murder last night?
Tristan: Yeah the guy that did it an absolute Lifestomper.
Lifestomper by loli_ryona January 28, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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