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BandAIDs

When you catch a fatal STD from a musician.
"Tommy Lee gave me bandAIDs for my birthday."
by TheTorr September 26, 2011
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Fun Bandaid

a bandaid that has a fun pattern on it, a cartoon character, ect.

or

a bandaid that is laced with some sort of drug, that when you put it over the wound, the drugs get into your bloodstream, and MAKE you have fun, even though your wound may still hurt, you will forget about it because of the drugs.

or it could be a combination of the two.
1. hey is that a fun bandaid your wearing?

2. yeah! it has buzz lightyear on it and its laced with lsd!
by kykysimsim pdizzle June 8, 2011
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bonzai

When you jump on someones face and you rub furiously with your ass while yelling, BONZAI!!!
Harlan and I Bonzaid Raymond so hard he started to bleed because we ripped his face to pieces.

Connor and I Bonzaid Ray so hard off my pool deck, that he started to cry and said his brain was bleeding.
by Connor G August 2, 2006
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Bandaidong

When a male shaves his pubic hair and the razor cuts any area on or around his genitalia. Bandaidong results from the bandaid applied to the injured area.
Bro, i was shavin' my pubes yesterday and i sneezed. I got such bad bandaidong.
by TheMaxident February 12, 2014
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Bonzai

adj: wicked cool, perfect even in the details, well coiffed
by Richard the Lyonheart November 17, 2016
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bandaid

A condom. Goes along with the slang "cut," meaning "fuck."
Can I cut ya? I got a box of bandaids in my Escalade, I ain't playin'.
by DaveLong February 8, 2005
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Bandaid bra

See: Ninnies. A bandaid put over ones nipples in place of a bra.
Dude, LT's bandaid bra is soooooo sexy.
by Jttltt December 28, 2011
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