Absurd

anything so gloriously illogical it makes the universe blush and giggle in sheer ecstatic bewilderment.

bro quit his job to hold a token called $ABSURD with zero volume for 11 months.

by official absurd coin March 10, 2026

absurdaniamania

something thats really really really really really giant, big or large

that building is absurdaniamania

by owenmadetheword December 9, 2024

Abdured

The state of being so obtuse that one acts incoherent and completely stupid whilst chatting

Bro was so Abdured he forgot her name

by hareadam74 March 11, 2025

absurd and no remorse

absurd and no remorse is com group found in 2025 September by scott and eepy and wamphy and Hornet

absurd and no remorse sucks

by Jahne. September 29, 2025

mutually assured

to feel safe because others feel the same way
peer support
feel the same as someone

now that i'm mutually assured i'll do the driveby with u boys

by teddyK September 13, 2003

mutually assured

A term expressing an expectation of reciprocity. If event A happens, then event B will certainly follow. Most commonly used in the phrase "mutually assured destruction," which posits that the best defense against a nuclear-based attack is the threat of a "mutually assured" retaliatory nuclear-based attack...although the term can be applied to events less earth-shakingly catastrophic.

"If I go down on you, it damn well better be mutually assured that you'll be sucking my cock afterwards."

by lexicographer September 15, 2003

mutually assured destruction

A type of unit in Command & Conquer Red Alert

"I'd biuld a MAD tank but they're so damn expensive"

by AHHHHHHHHH September 24, 2003