Jingle-Jizz 

When a “string” of cum is hanging between both the tip of the penis and any other object as if hung across like jingle bells.

Jennifer: “Last night, Mark took off his pants and he had jingle-jizz on his underwear!”

Stacy: “Ewww no way!”

Jingle-Jizz by Psychlopsis October 2, 2019

Mr Jizz 

A fiction character that has superpowers that lets him blow a massive load every minute. He's a very attractive Caucasian/African/Asian

I see that Mr Jizz blew a massive load on Jessica

Mr Jizz by Mr Jizz 2.0 October 14, 2019

ceiling jizz 

Ceiling jizz occurs when one blows one's load onto said surface. This difficult feat is usually achieved after especially explosive ejaculations.

At some colleges (notably the University of Notre Dame) young men throw "ceiling jizz" parties. These parties are akin to circle jerks. At such a party, each young man takes it in turn to stimulate himself. When he is close to achieving orgasm, his compatriots hold him up horizontally so that his semen goes all over the ceiling. Homosexual males may choose to stimulate each other instead. In the morning, there are often little stalactites of dried sperm hanging from the ceiling.

"So this kid nobody knows comes into our party, has a few beers, chats up some girls, thanks me and Mitch for the good time, and then... jizzes all over our ceiling."

"Jizz on her ceiling?! I hardly know her!"

"God damn it! If that kid of ours keeps jizzing on the ceiling I'm gonna..."
"Howard, calm down. You remember when we were first dating and we visited my parents' house? They had to replaster the entire room."

"Ceiling jizz. It's what's for dinner."

ceiling jizz by CJ McSplooge March 21, 2009

Purple Jizz Monkey 

A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.

“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”

Purple Jizz Monkey by Bill Sampson, Esq. February 21, 2009

The jizz 

Something that is really cool

Made popular by DJ & The Fro

Dj: Why do you sit at the kids table?
The Fro: So I can check out the MILFS that pick them up
Dj: That's The Jizz

The jizz by pvpimp310 June 1, 2009

anti-jizz 

When referring to a person, the complete opposite of fun or a good time or ruins everything when they enter the room.
When referring to a situation, a really crappy occurrence or situation that ruins the mood.

Dude, my girl was giving me dome and she vomited all over my dick!

Wow dog, thats the anti-jizz.

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Dude that huge black nigger stole ma bike!!

Man, thats the anti-jizz

anti-jizz by DJWeich March 7, 2008

Reverse jizz 

An expression to be used solely at times of utmost revulsion.

When a concept or notion is so horrifically revolting that the traditional courses of nature are reversed; thus forcing any ejaculatory fluid that would otherwise travel out of the penis, back up the unfortunate organ, causing extreme pain and discomfort for the sufferer.

Douchebag 1: Dude, that chick's so ugly I just reverse jizzed.

Douchebag 2: Ya, I totally feel your pain man. Just last week I walked in on my Dad engaging in sexual congress with a piece of patio furniture D: ...it totally made me reverse jizz. ಠ_ಠ

Reverse jizz by BrewBrewXx April 18, 2010