anti-jizz 

When referring to a person, the complete opposite of fun or a good time or ruins everything when they enter the room.
When referring to a situation, a really crappy occurrence or situation that ruins the mood.

Dude, my girl was giving me dome and she vomited all over my dick!

Wow dog, thats the anti-jizz.

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Dude that huge black nigger stole ma bike!!

Man, thats the anti-jizz

anti-jizz by DJWeich March 7, 2008

Anti-Jizz 

1. It's when some one completely butt fucks you, and screws you over so bad that it makes your jizz go in the reverse direction bringing excruciating pain to your balls.
2. When masterbating, and you are about to cum and nothing but dust comes out, you have just experienced an anti-jizz.
3. If someone is a complete douche-bag, and they get on your nerves every second of the day, they can be considered as the anti-jizz.

1. I jacked off so many times today that I experienced an ant-jizz.
2. Dale is the anti-jizz.
3. Kid 1: Someone just took my car!
Kid 2: Man that's the anti-jizz.

Anti-Jizz by DeputyDean March 4, 2008