anti-jizz 

When referring to a person, the complete opposite of fun or a good time or ruins everything when they enter the room.
When referring to a situation, a really crappy occurrence or situation that ruins the mood.

Dude, my girl was giving me dome and she vomited all over my dick!

Wow dog, thats the anti-jizz.

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Dude that huge black nigger stole ma bike!!

Man, thats the anti-jizz

anti-jizz by DJWeich March 7, 2008

Anti-Jizz 

1. It's when some one completely butt fucks you, and screws you over so bad that it makes your jizz go in the reverse direction bringing excruciating pain to your balls.
2. When masterbating, and you are about to cum and nothing but dust comes out, you have just experienced an anti-jizz.
3. If someone is a complete douche-bag, and they get on your nerves every second of the day, they can be considered as the anti-jizz.

1. I jacked off so many times today that I experienced an ant-jizz.
2. Dale is the anti-jizz.
3. Kid 1: Someone just took my car!
Kid 2: Man that's the anti-jizz.

Anti-Jizz by DeputyDean March 4, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004