scilf

schoolgirl id like to fuck

oh my god wot a scilf!

by deanieboy February 24, 2006

Mona Lisa Smile

After you cum you take the residual cum on the tip of your penis and apply it like lipstick to your partner's lips.

"Wow, Sam's lips look really shiny," Friend 1.
Friend 2, "Yeah, I just gave her a Mona Lisa Smile."

by The Drs September 2, 2010

candle smile

When you bust a nut into a unknowing victims drink, once the drink has been drunk it will leave I white moustache on the upper lip. Causing the victim to have candle smile and a salty surprise.

Friend 1: yo you hear about Stephanie

Friend 2: no what happened?
Friend 1: Frank gave her a candle smile
Friend 2: ohhh the dirty bitch

by howbaoudahbitch June 1, 2017

Smiffy

An animator on such popular flash websites as SheezyArt, DeviantArt, and New Grounds. Along with fellow animator, Joanime, he created a unique character called, Smiffy Bagel. Smiffy is usually angry at someone/something.

Guy: Hey, did you see that movie, The Twin Noodles?

Dude: Nah, I was too busy playing Mega Man.

by Chumba1 March 18, 2005

vertical smile

1. an ass crack
2. too moon someone

While Rich was driving I gave her a look from my vertical smile.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Smiley

A tube shaped neck warmer that slips over your head.

It's only 28 degrees out today, you'd better wear your smiley or you'll freeze.

by izzy_g March 29, 2009

Dolmio Smile

When a Male or Female "licks out" or gives oral sex to a Female while she has her period or menstrual cycle. This results in a red sauce-like liquid around their mouth. Because Dolmio is a red sauce, the term "Dolmio Smile" is used.

Carol: I enjoyed you licking me out last night.
Paul: It may have been good for you, but I got a Dolmio Smile from it!

by dolmiosmile February 18, 2009