When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.
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The constant need to do every other possible thing you can think of instead of the work you should actually be doing.
Once again, my procrastaddiction has prevented me from meeting my deadlines, but at least my house is spotless.
by Letter-Blaster-the-Word-Master February 5, 2017
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by fkcboi February 14, 2017
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I'm procrastinating right now, crap.
I'm procrastinating right now, crap.
by ScooterFox February 16, 2017
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Pew die pie seems to have problems gaming and hasn't done a video in a long time he mus have Procrastinator Afliction syndrome
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