Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.

I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.

by The_JDH January 17, 2017

Procrastibation

To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.

Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"

Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"

"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"

by Procrastibator OG January 18, 2017

procrastaddiction

The constant need to do every other possible thing you can think of instead of the work you should actually be doing.

Once again, my procrastaddiction has prevented me from meeting my deadlines, but at least my house is spotless.

by Letter-Blaster-the-Word-Master February 5, 2017

procrastaception

The act procrastinating to procrastinate.

I wanted to complete my homework but wanted to procrastinate but wanted to procrastinate to procrastinate, so I did procrastaception.

by fkcboi February 14, 2017

procrastinate

Being lazy and just lying around not doing anything, just questioning life.

I'm procrastinating right now, crap.

Hmm, i should do my homework cause its due tomorrow. Nah, i'll procrastinate instead.

by ScooterFox February 16, 2017

Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

A widely spread temporal sickness among most college students where the infected patient constantly procrastinates with out regard of their own time and or friends which may cause many other problems some like meme addiction and crippling depression.

Pew die pie seems to have problems gaming and hasn't done a video in a long time he mus have Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

by Scrublordgaben420 February 24, 2017

Procrastinapping

When you are overwhelmed by the work you need to do, so you take a nap instead.

I had this terrible anxiety dream while I was procrastinapping.

by mlelynn March 26, 2017