procrastaception
I wanted to complete my homework but wanted to procrastinate but wanted to procrastinate to procrastinate, so I did procrastaception.
procrastaception by fkcboi February 14, 2017
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procrastception
The act of procrastination on doing something that was originally being done to procrastinate on another, more urgent thing.
I decided to write this definition when I was on Facebook when I should actually be writing my final term paper. I'm so reluctant to write my paper that I'm committing procrastception.
procrastception by The Procrastinating Champion May 3, 2015
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procrastinception by Dreez March 9, 2017
procrastiception
"Dude, have you finally blitzed through all that work yet?"
"Nah, I was going to stop procrastinating but I procrastinated that too..."
"Procrastinating within procrastination? You know man, we've got a word for that shit around here. Procrastiception."
"Nah, I was going to stop procrastinating but I procrastinated that too..."
"Procrastinating within procrastination? You know man, we've got a word for that shit around here. Procrastiception."
procrastiception by bowiesmoonboots September 2, 2012
procrastiception
Hellish: Dude I was procrastinating on something but I forgot what it was.
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!
procrastiception by Madworld808 March 31, 2019
procrasdeception
Procrastinating on so many levels that you decieve your self about the actual task that needs to be accomplished.
ex: I am procrastinating on watching Netflix by checking Facebook. Oh wait, I was really supposed to be doing college applications. Procrasdeception.
procrasdeception by duncmeister January 3, 2014
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