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a.k.a Hockey Goggles

1.The phenomena by which a man, usually a professional hockey player though it may apply to any athlete, who would generally be considered ugly to average looking is seen as attractive by virtue of being a professional athlete and very good at what he does.

2. Beer Goggles for athletes
I'm not sure if Niklas Backstrom is actually hot or if it's hoggles.
Hoggles by pkocksubban March 12, 2018
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hogsucker 

hogsucker has the same meaning as cocksucker but is a less offensive alternative when calling someone a cocksucker is inappropriate or unwanted
my neighbors dog crapped on my porch and the neighbor refuses to control his dog what a hogsucker
hogsucker by littlejimmie March 15, 2019
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Hogan Man-Dildo 

A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.
Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.

A Hogan Man-Dildo?

Yeah...

[Pussy-hogger] 

someone who has a shit load of hook-ups to offer but decides to keep them all to himself.
Trev: " Yo blad! endz are dry fam, i need some pussy 2nyt bruv..."

Strider: " i kno famo, lemme holla at toonde nd see wot his saying, i kno he gt a couple gyals 2 buck stil..."

Trev: " already dinged him but he saying he aint got no links still.. "

strider: " Toonde's lying bruv, his never dry of links... "

Trev: " i know fam...what a pussy-hogger! "



[Pussy-hogger] by kartel August 19, 2008

heavenly hogs 

A large woman that has a pretty face. Can range from 200lb to 300lb these hogs are still fuck able.
Hey look at those heavenly hogs I will fuck the one one the left you fuck the one with the droopy tits.
heavenly hogs by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

hefty hogs 

Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.
Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.
hefty hogs by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017

Stan Hogger

A version of a toastie which is made using burger buns , cheese and any third ingredient you desire; including pringles in an Astan Hogar toastie maker.
Hey bro! Did you manage to go up the club to watch the rugby? I heard they gave out Stan hoggers at half time!
Stan Hogger by Grimeburg July 7, 2017