Eduardo

A man with a big dick. Professional turbulence creator. People might call him "Eddy"

Eduardo, I-I didn't expect that monster!

by GenuineDefinition May 19, 2023

Edward

If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.

Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!

by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023

edward

Must date a Clover and love her forever. Edward is a shitty person and needs a Clover to lift him up. He has short, greasy blonde hair, and crap micro bangs, he either has blue or brown eyes, and is short. He must date a red headed Clover with blue eyes who goes to the same school as him and is in the same yea as him. most likely year 7.

OMG loo its edward and Clover

by qwertyuiolkjhgfdsazxcvbnm July 25, 2023

edward breath

very stinky bad breath often smells like broccoli or some bad stench

does my breath smell?
yes you got edward breath it stinks

by edwardbumsex August 8, 2023

edvardo

to be an edvards an rage by not raging aka being passive agressive and overly explaining most basic stuff to the point where the conversation has no meaning

edvaard: ja tev nebutu tik stulbi jautajumi man nebutu jastasta tik stulbas lietas
vinsents: nah dzeks atkal edvardo

by Vinsis23 October 2, 2023

Edward Scissor Pinky

Bros with long pinky nails with the specific purpose for nose picking.

Tom said, “Ouch Andy! You just scratched me with them pinky nails. Get them cut bro!”

Andy said, “I can’t. I need them to pick my nose.”

Tom said, “What? That’s some Edward Scissor Pinky shit!”

by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 10, 2023

edvardt

hes the gayest boy you will ever meet. he loves all types of dick. big ones, small ones, even the short chunky ones. he wants them all.

'looking at gayporn'
oh thats so edvardt

by anonymususeruser October 18, 2023