Edward

If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.
Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!
by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023
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Soleif

If you have a friend named Solveig, you should call her Soleif!
They would be thrilled.
by pedagogegyma February 21, 2022
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