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danica taing-touch

having danica as a friend is the best thing that has happened to me. She'll make sure to match your energy and knows whenever something is up . She's confident and will always have your back. thank you for everything!!! :)
danica taing-touch, aka my cat buddie 💪 -hanz

Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD) 

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"

The devil's touch 

The act of someone lighting their hand on fire then giving the male a hand job.
Person: want me to give you "the devil's touch"
Guy: what's that?
Person:😈
The devil's touch by Blackstar47 February 12, 2023

Texas Toe-Touch 

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.
The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.
Texas Toe-Touch by akaRakxm July 7, 2023

The Lineman’s Touch 

A sexual act when two Lineman touch tips, or dock, in a bucket truck. Then proceed to grab the high voltage power lines to “complete the circuit”.
Dan’s service was beautiful but embarrassing when they said he died from doing The Lineman’s Touch and we had to explain what that is to his parents.
The Lineman’s Touch by BFFLINEMAN September 22, 2023

Ms. Touchton 

A teacher who, with just a few words, makes you want to bite your own arm off just so you have something to throw at her. In a word, boring to hell and back, and a total pain to deal with.
GOD, I HATE MS. TOUCHTON' S CLASS!!!
Ms. Touchton by Phisher15 April 5, 2019