to mope

To have sex with someone who you think is ugly .

I want to mope her but she's so ugly.

by moper294748u43tw December 3, 2018

Merdy Mops

The largest, coldest gang in the springs. A brother hood not to be fucked with. Be warned; they WILL shoot up on you if you lose their juul 🥶

damn I can’t wait to join those cold ass merdy mops

by Fartboi69 October 8, 2019

Flopsy mopsy topside pony

When longish hair is worn in a ponytail on the top of the head so that it looks like a mop and flops around.

The girl flounced over to her friends wearing her flopsy mopsy topside pony like a school yard name badge.

by Sammie75 March 7, 2020

Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.

I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.

by ererueru July 22, 2020

aggressive mopper

A guy named Matthew that uses a swiffer mop to clean tables and hits people in the face and stomachs without realizing it.

Matthew is an aggressive mopper.

by ibxwigiwoi September 14, 2020

Bopple Mopple Qorp

Another way of wishing someone a happy birthday.

Hey yo!!! Bopple Mopple Qorp my dude!! Another lap around the sun!

by Guanger October 23, 2020

Hand-mopping

v. When a proficient piano player is able to hit several groups of notes at different ends of the piano, sometimes in a sweeping motion, at a very fast pace (during an Allegro piece).

"Yeah she's a really good piano player".
"OH YEAH do you remember in the last performance she was absolutely hand-mopping those keys!"

by _masterdefine_ February 16, 2022