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Christian Minecraft Server

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a place of holiness, quartz and gold farms, and way too many trolls swearing and getting banned
me on a Christian Minecraft Server: meow

no one ever: BAN! BAN! BANABAN BANNANA!
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Minecraft • Minecrafter • Minecraft YouTuber • minecraft kid • minecraft girlfriend • Minecraft Hardcore • Minecraft Player • minecraftplex • minecraftsteve • Minecraftcito

/buy minecraft 

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You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.
You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!
/buy minecraft by bymeok October 24, 2022
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In Minecraft 

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The legal version of "no homo". If you put this after anything illegal, it will let the feds know that there is nothing to worry about, as you are just explaining what you're doing in a video game.
Just laced a bunch of vapes with fentanyl and sold them to middle schoolers....

In Minecraft
In Minecraft by ninezy October 20, 2023
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In Minecraft 

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A thing you add at the end of a sentence about committing unspeakable crimes
"Yo... this weekend I'm gonna chop up, cook and sell my stepfather... in Minecraft of course."
In Minecraft by zestmaxxer75 April 14, 2024
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Playing Minecraft 

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To commit a mass shooting.

(Derivative of the “in Minecraft” jokes.)
On June 12, 2016. Al-Martha Lorrainadam began Playing Minecraft at the Gay bar in Florida.
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5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn 

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A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft YouTube channels about the dangers of swearing
Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber but when he was featured in a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn", where he said the f word in an earlier video of his, he's now working in a tedious 9-5 job in a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!
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