I thlammed my penith in the car door 

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.

Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*

I thlammed my penith in the car door by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021

Run Car Snow Pen 

It means in Swedish "Runkar Snoppen" or when translated to english "Jerking Off", which is not really a direct or perfect translation but you get the point right?

Guy 1: Hey can you say i like to Run Car Snow Pen a guy.
Guy 2:Ok??? I like to Run Car Snow Pen a guy.
Guy 1: HA you fucking gay.

Run Car Snow Pen by Captain Slav1 October 14, 2020

tijuana car wash 

Where you are sliding down a long table and people pour massive amounts of liquor on you and down your throat. The goal is to get you completely wasted.

Billy and his friends were getting Sam wasted by doing a tijuana car wash.

tijuana car wash by italianpride888 May 18, 2006

Dallas Car Wash 

A sexual act that involves a minimum of four people (3 men and 1 girl). A girl crawls on her hands and knees inbetween the legs of three or more standing men. The three men proceed to jack off over her and ejaculate all over the girl who is simultaneously crawling between the 3 guys' legs.

Because Jen was a dirty girl, Frank, John, and Bill all gave her a Dallas Car Wash

Dallas Car Wash by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009

Tijuana Car Wash 

The act of lying down and having everyone at a party pour some of their drink on you all at once, then having hard spirits poured into your mouth from the bottle while still on your back. (Most commonly tequila)

- Geoff is getting crazy tonight, he’s keen for a Tijuana Car Wash.

- I can’t do a Tijuana Car Wash tonight, I have a date after this.

Tijuana Car Wash by Acacia Burkei March 4, 2018

Jack's Car 

a pice of shit that has rust in it's body work, chairs replaced by wooden chairs and a chode on it's bonnet.

it's a debarcle

Jack's Car by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

Fart Car 

The Smart car of the future. Scientists are currently working on a way to contain human flatulence for use in smaller, more efficient vehicles. The prototype tested has only been able to travel a few feet due to limited amounts of flatulence available per person, but the experts are also working on a way to clone and condense human farts so that one fart can become many more, thus increasing the volume available per person. People will be encouraged to consume large amounts of fiber (especially Fiber Bars) and carbonated water and drinks to increase their gas production. Instead of plugging your car into an outlet and wasting electricity, or buying the more traditional, expensive type of gas, you would fart directly into a tube that leads into your car's "gas tank", which will have a self-sealing valve after each deposit.

The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.

"I can't wait to buy my first Fart Car!"

Fart Car by munchkin'smom August 31, 2011