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Top Trumps 

A card game for pseudo nerds, or those who don't have the brain capacity to play a real nerd game like bakugan. Popular in the 1970's it appears to be stuck there. The real "good" part is that you can't play with another players deck of cards. You have to give them some of your cards then try and win them back. So it's a prototype of the bank bailout system. I'll give you some taxpayer money and you can share it among yourselves, meanwhile I'll try my best to get it back off you! It's also educational you'll soon find out that the number 8 is larger than the number 2.
Li; "do you want a play a game of snap?"
Wang; "Snap, isn't that a bit complicated?"
Li; "true, how about a game of Top trumps?"
Wang: "OK"
Top Trumps by W.A.dingtons March 23, 2009
Related Words
TOP top g Top Shelf Topher Top Gun topper Top Shagger tope top hat Top Deck
1-yeo i got top(s) from shorty after class today

2-dam she gives some good top
top(s) by Rep0 March 19, 2007
Food that is served in the temperature 'Danger Zone' (5°C - 60°C, because bacteria can grow to unsafe levels at these temperatures this is called the temperature Danger Zone.)

Food served in the temperature 'Danger Zone' is referred to as 'Top Gun' in reference to the 1986 motion picute of the same name which featured the Kenny Loggins song 'Danger Zone'.
Cooked chicken served at room temperature is a prime example: Top-Gun Chicken.
1.
Louis: Hey, do you guys want to go to that place on Hay St for some Top-Gun Chicken?
Matt: Yeah, I'm happy to risk it.
Aidon: Naa, I'm meeting up with Laura.

2.
Ned: How are you feeling? Mel said your date's collapsed.
Claire: Yeah pretty crook, I think lunch did it to me. That pig heart was pretty Top-Gun.
Ned: No shit. I can't beleive Louis took us there.
Top-Gun by Day-Walker July 25, 2010

top ramen cooch 

When you put ramen noodles and water in a girls cooch and get her horny then wait for the noodles to cook then eat them after cumming in it first as sesaning viola top ramen cooch.
I gave Sandy a top ramen cooch last night
top ramen cooch by Fecal slayer December 1, 2016

Top Brass 

Craig is the definition of "Top Brass". Craig is also known by some as "Cash Money" and "Cash Rich".
Craig owns your life, therefore, he is "Top Brass"
Top Brass by exeTrix March 12, 2011
Verb; The action of getting “head” or oral from someone.

Noun, Someone who put their penis in someone else,
Ex, Yo, I got Top G. ( hello, I received oral sex)

Ex, I made them hurt after I was done because I’m a Top G.
Top G by Hank Pecker July 28, 2022