Valentines bumps 

When you get a STD because you slept with a prostitute or some other nasty woman on Valentines day because you were lonely and desperate.

Ray is borderline retarded and because no woman in their right mind will be with him he will probably get Valentines bumps again this year.

Valentines bumps by me February 14, 2005

booty bumping 

To administer a psychoactive drug rectally.

Idiot: Booty bumping tweak is awesome!

Idiot with deathwish: Stop being stupid. It's all about mainlining.

booty bumping by Not an idiot July 11, 2006

bumper shine

Term used in Saskatchewan, Canada. Def'n: the winter art of hanging onto the bumper of a vehicle and sliding along behind it, unbeknownst to the driver. City buses work well.

Cam, you shifty bastard, let's go bumper shining over on Trotter.

bumper shine by Jeff the Skid September 24, 2003

bumph 

Extra periphery crap, surplus to requirements.

The Internet is full of bumph like spam and pop-ups.

bumph by chaypher August 2, 2003

Bumpus

Bumpis- /'bəmpəs/

1. A raucous, boisterous person or thing (usually african-american.)

2 .A state of black culture defined by raucous and cultural euphemisms which no other race can comprehend

3. When black people while out.

Whether there just a hood ass n@#$a or t-sizzle celebrating after making a sack. noun, verb

Yo look at those bumpus ass mofos!
Ray ray is getting bumpus tonight boiii!

Bumpus by Bumpus4life January 9, 2012

Bumpkin Blumpkin 

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.

Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.

Bumpkin Blumpkin by Charlie T. November 2, 2009

bumpygrimes 

An adjective used on GameFAQs to describe something that is ultra-conservative or anti-liberal.

That abortion protest is SO bumpygrimes.

bumpygrimes by Hubert Winterchawf December 16, 2004