sex

The starter of all problems. Consequences: unplanned pregnancy, dropouts, disease, the end of "fun", second guessing of relationships, pornstars, whorism and sluttiness, a baby, Juno, etc. Etc. There's a 5% chance of sex turning out for the better.

Sex caused my start to parenthood.

by doza13 October 11, 2011

sex

wtf u perv! why in the world would you do this! sigh, might as well look up porn! go to ur room ur mother and i are very dissapointed in you

wtf your still here?! GET OUT your mother is dissapointed in you searching sex

by xoxoxox666 May 14, 2015

sex

Half nausious pain, half complete and utter, breath taking pleasure. When a man pounds the shit outta a girl until she moans like a slut.

"Dude, last night she gave me dome and so i pounded her pussy as we had sex.."

by alibaby818 November 14, 2011

that's the sex

Sexy and awesome at the same time

Ruston is the SEX!

by Celtic Banana Pudding February 7, 2004

Sex

When a man's penis comes hard he puts it in a ladys vagina. then the hard penis sneezes milk in the ladys tummy. and after its all done sneezing milk, the penis stops being hard. and then the man looses interest in the lady. this is called sex.

Watch the episode of south park called erection day And you will understand. its about sex and erections. learn it little boys.

by Patrick McLaughlin-Smith November 8, 2008

sex

A) God got lazy and said to adam and eve;
"make your own god damn human race"
and so adam said; what the heck!
and jabbed his cock into eve.

B) Someone in evalution decided to get lucky and relieve some stress.

C) what were you expecting; some long ass sexy story? wait, why are you even looking this up?...

God- "I'm so lazyyyyyyy... make the human race for me, will ya?"

adam- sure!
eve- *nags* why do we have to do it?

and so, the woman got to have menstral cycles and a hymen as punishment for being sassy to god. THE END! :D

and remember kids, sex is only fun with a rubber! or else you will get attacked by foreign aliens! (foreign aliens exagerated. they're really something much, much nastier.)

by Callie! February 26, 2009

Sex

Getting banged at a high school dance, preferably a prep school, by a large guy in a full gorilla suit, in the middle of the dance floor.

Jealous Guy- "Dude, Mr. Gorilla, you just went so hard on that bangin blonde!"

Mr. Gorilla- "That, m'boy, is the definition of sex. Take notes."
Mr. Gorilla then procedes to bang every girl there, never stoppng.

by Mr. Gorilla is Bangin October 27, 2011