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magical man-jina

The ability to satisfy a woman in ways that could sicken a normal man.
by Da Nasty One June 11, 2003
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Magic Math

Calc III, where nothing makes sense and everything is fake. 'Nuff said.
This magic math bullshit is whipping my ass.
by Billy The Impaler December 13, 2004
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Magician!

A Guy With A Top Hat And A Black Cape Who Pulls Rabbits Out Of Hats =)
magician:(does a card trick)Voilia!
kids: WOW! That Sure Is magic
by a n n* September 12, 2005
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Beard Magic

1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.

2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.
Used in a sentence:

1:

"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."

or

"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."

2:

"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."

"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."
by agentlorneue September 28, 2009
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magick brownies

Oh man! Brooks just baked some more magick brownies!
by KC November 27, 2003
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magic wand

If there's a little dung,
Please use the magic wand!
by dildo777 September 6, 2018
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Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event that occurs between several guys. Everyone takes some windowpane, and then they spit-roast the carpet-rider while another guy sucks his dick. Others can watch and/or take cell-phone videos to share with their friends.
Some other cadets in the dorm gave me a Magic Carpet Ride Saturday night - - all night long!
by eda-skip September 21, 2022
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