dumb as dust

We’ve all heard of “dumb as a brick”, but at least a brick can hold it together. Dumb as dust, is to describe someone dumber than a brick.

X is dumb as dust.

When X does something dumb you can say “man it’s dusty in here” or “it’s a little dusty today”

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California crop dust

When a stripper puts cocaine in her butthole and farts blowing a cocaine cloud in the air to be consumed.

Why take a butt bump when you can have the best of both worlds with a California crop dust

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Dry, flaky skin left over from older individuals, often found on stretchers or in retirement homes and hospitals.

Oh boy, you can start smelling the old people dust when you land in Florida.

What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.

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The act of farting at the face level of a friend or partner. While twirling in an arcing motion as to waft the aroma in the said companies direction.

My wife just rainbow crop dusted me, and now I have pink eye.

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A shameless, uncredited parody of "Another One Rides the Bus" by Weird Al. Queen should be ashamed.

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just you and me remain your attempts at death are in vein, oh muffin you're nothing held in my pregatory, oh muffin

can you like stop singing asdf's endless muffin time When the Dust Settles

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when one brings up a joke or a bit from the past

wow bro my handwriting used to be- and I'm really blowing the dust off the book with this one, dog water. but now its good

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