Ill_padre's definitions

rainbow crop dust

The act of farting at the face level of a friend or partner. While twirling in an arcing motion as to waft the aroma in the said companies direction.

My wife just rainbow crop dusted me, and now I have pink eye.

by Ill_padre July 13, 2024

Spivey

Anyone who is hateful, spiteful, or generally bitchy. Typically this term is used in reference to a woman of ill character.

Man, Corry's ex Steph is a spivey ass bitch!

by Ill_padre August 4, 2012

rusty trump

When you shit on someones chest, and smear it around with your shitty toupee.

Dude why are you bald? Man I gave this chick a "rusty Trump" last night and now i need a new toupee.

by Ill_padre February 12, 2018