rainbow crop dust

The act of farting at the face level of a friend or partner. While twirling in an arcing motion as to waft the aroma in the said companies direction.
My wife just rainbow crop dusted me, and now I have pink eye.
by Ill_padre July 14, 2024
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rusty trump

When you shit on someones chest, and smear it around with your shitty toupee.
Dude why are you bald? Man I gave this chick a "rusty Trump" last night and now i need a new toupee.
by Ill_padre February 12, 2018
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Spivey

Anyone who is hateful, spiteful, or generally bitchy. Typically this term is used in reference to a woman of ill character.
Man, Corry's ex Steph is a spivey ass bitch!
by Ill_padre August 04, 2012
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