potato pounder

Someone who drinks that dyed beer on St. Patty's Day and then breaks out a "who wants to see my lucky charms"

I was on my way to dinner and I got stopped by a bunch of potato pounders going to the cake eaters carnivals. They smell like cabbage and have small fingers. Potato pounders are little irish carnies

potato pounder by Lulu Chiffon January 14, 2006

potato potato 

A big pussy i eat everyday.

That potato potato was so yummy.

potato potato by pussy slurper May 16, 2018

potato twat 

An incompetent Irish person who is a twat and says "potato" constantly. May also resemble a Leprechaun.

"Paddy is such a potato twat; he's fucked up again"

Look at Paddy, he's such a potato twat; fucked up again

potato twat by Deano1978 May 7, 2015

potato sack girl 

they type of girl who you bang, put your nuts in her mouth as she sleeps, sort of like tea-bagging, and then put into a potato sack and push down the stairs.

YO Sueve, Corina is a potato sack girl

potato sack girl by SHITZee March 5, 2014

Potato Feet

A term used for a condition of the feet or a condition of the smell.

(At The Sleepover)

Jack: What's that smell
Jack: Urgh Laura Your feet smell. And they are full of cabbages and potatoes.
Arron: Potato feet!
(Everybody Laughs)

Potato Feet by Marc_Uk June 5, 2004

Potato Flying 

Something that is very tricky. When the English-run coffin ships were leaving Ireland during the famine, they were often overcrowded, and people became desperate to get aboard. Crowds would gather on the edges of the Cliffs of Moher, and, as the ship passed, try to jump on board. Many failed, landing and dying instead in the frigid waters. The English dubbed these attempts "potato flying", and the phrase today has become inextricably linked with attempting and then failing at something.

Person 1: "Hey man, how'd that exam go?"
Person 2: "Pfft, totally potato flew it. That should be one big fat F."

Person 1: "I think I am potato flying at life."

Potato Flying by G_DayStudents February 22, 2011

Potato monger 

A man or woman who harvests potatos and throws them at Irish people.

I saw a potato monger in the field last week; I had to run in order to dodge the potatos!

Potato monger by theofficedwight June 5, 2016