potato twat

An incompetent Irish person who is a twat and says "potato" constantly. May also resemble a Leprechaun.

"Paddy is such a potato twat; he's fucked up again"

Look at Paddy, he's such a potato twat; fucked up again

by Deano1978 May 6, 2015

Twat potatoes

Large bulging and off putting pussy lips that protrude like potatoes on either side of the vagina.

Man that girl had some lumpy labia.
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.

Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(

by Wordmaker of lies August 8, 2014