>n. 1a. the study of loose change, car keys and television remotes. b. the collected ephemera and shiznit of such study. 2. a small mess of random objects; a miscellany. >Also, cryptolectrologist n., cryptolectrologer n., cryptolectrological adj.
(from Greek kruptos ‘hidden’ + lektron ‘couch’)
(from Greek kruptos ‘hidden’ + lektron ‘couch’)
Your honour, I should now like to call upon my expert witness, world-renowned crytpolectrologist and trampoline instructor Dr. Finbarr Beauchamp-Stoat, who will testify that the empty chip packet was not that of my client...
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When someone is way more drunk than the crowd or group he/she is with.
They have 'crystal eyes' (...shiny/wet from inebriation) ...probably won't remember anything the next day.
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They have 'crystal eyes' (...shiny/wet from inebriation) ...probably won't remember anything the next day.
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Created in December of 1992.
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