Googlam

The pseudonym for Google being an American owned, but operated from an Islamic idealogy. The co-founders; Larry Page and Sergey Brin, incorporated the company in 1998. By 2004 it had reached an implied value of almost $25B dollars. Its unofficial slogan, coined by Gmail's first engineer, Paul Buchheit, was "Don't be evil." Although the largest, most powerful internet search engine will practically help you search for anything, it has a built in self protection ID (Islamic Detection) that keeps both founders and the majority of Islamic information, in it's own Goggle "bubble", thus not allowing anything negative, slanderous, or "evil". However, as with Islam, there are two very different sides to Googlam. One side tries peacefully to help spread unbiased electronic information around the world, (through a database unknown to most humans), while the the other side continually tries to dominate the world, (one small lawsuit at a time) by making and gaining attention anytime someone or something steps in it's path. It's shear size and financial power will make most simply step aside, however if a publicaly viewed, explosive courtroom battle is what it takes to get the point across, Google has a continuing supply of young lawyers just wanting the chance to show they'd die to work for one of the largest companies in the world.

Googlam will always help you find what you want, unless it's not in the best interest of Google.

Googlam will be willing to sacrifice a small part of its self, in order to create attention, commotion, and it's own self awareness.

Google believes they are the only true search engine and believe they were actually created even before Al Gore invented the internet on his home Apple computer.

by MPOV January 10, 2010

Funk & Google

Virtual digital research source (modern version of
the encyclopedia Funk & Wagnall)

It's a fact! You could look it up in your Funk & Google!

by Jack F. Kelly January 1, 2009

Look it up on Google

The term "Look it up on Google" is commonly used by people who:
Are too lazy to actually help
Don't know the answer to A COMPLETELY OPTIONAL POST
And/or DON'T GIVE 2 SHITS IF YOU CAN FIND IT ON GOOGLE!

Overall, it's an asshole term in ANY situation, and you should be burning in the deepest parts of hell if you fucking use it.

911 dispatcher: 911 what is your emergency?
Guy: My dad is having a heart attack! What should I do?
911 dispatcher: Look it up on Google.
*911 dispatcher hangs up*

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018

google

adj. A total nerd with far too much knowledge in one useless area

That guy is such a google, he can speak Klingon.

by mike April 24, 2005

Google

The best known search station people use to find what they want, and get the exact opposite of what they search.

Billy Joe Bob look, it's my lucky day, I got a brand new pair of goggles when I searched Google on Google.

by timothy N June 18, 2007

Googlearning

The art of learning via google searches. This phrase was coined by Aaron Knight, May 19th 2008.

"I couldn't remember how to change the spark plugs, so I fired up Google for a bit of Googlearning"

by Knightrous May 20, 2008

Googlebird

A woman who is skinny, but has an enormous nose, which ruins the rest of her facial qualities.

Man 1: Dude, is that Sarah Jessica Parker? She's got a nice body! But...

Man 2: Yeah, she's a friggin' googlebird.

by F8L September 29, 2008