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googlused 

When your boss, co-worker or friend (all of whom are sitting at a computer with internet access) ask you for something they could just as easily look up on google.



Friend: Hey, what are you doing?
You: Finding out the distance between Rio and São Paulo for my boss.
Friend: How dumb! Can't he look that up for himself?
You: I know! Like duh. It's so annoying,
he's been googlusing me all day.
Friend: That happened to me the other day. I felt so googlused.
googlused by princessconsuela February 16, 2009
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googledom 

The all-encompassing informational domain created by google.com's many websites and services
The introduction of Google Earth just made Googledom a bit larger.
googledom by DCDC December 10, 2005

googlesexual

Why is he googling up sex?!?
He’s googlesexual.
googlesexual by fuckshit7j7 March 8, 2022

googledipity 

Finding something via Google while searching for something else. (As in serendipity.)
"I Googled 'Lincoln' to find out about towncars, and learned that we used to have a president by that name. Sheer Googledipity."
googledipity by RB Jr. January 2, 2010

googledge 

Knowledge gained by googling, not gained from books or experience. Usually learned for a quick overview of a subject or to answer someone's question and pretend to know more than you really know.
He answered my question with what sounded like googledge, but he didn't really know what he was talking about.
googledge by yeshua2000 March 25, 2009

Googledoctor

When someone has diagnosed their own disease by looking up the symptoms on the internet.
A: I've got brain cancer!

B: How do you know?

A: I have a headache and a lump on my foot! I looked it up on the interwebz and found out it means BRAIN CANCER!

B: Don't believe the Googledoctor, go to a real doctor.
Googledoctor by oldBuzzard March 29, 2010

googledegook

The hits received from a google search that bear little or no relation to the search term.
WTF? I searched for "rim jobbing" and got all this googledegook about employment opportunities in the Pacific Rim.
googledegook by Bent Mack November 21, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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