colder than a nun's thigh 

1 Cold to the point of being painful to touch. Associated with cold and hard as ice.
2 An object that cannot be made warm
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

I spent of a frosty January in the panhandle of Idaho, it was colder than a nun's thigh.

colder than a nun's thigh by rucus11 September 19, 2009

the pretty things

Britisch R&R band from the sixties.

The Pretty Things. Leadguitarist Dick Taylor was former basplayer with The Rolling Stones. Phil May singer, Brian Peddelton rhytm gtr., John Stax bass, Viv st. J Prince drums.

the pretty things by Worf van Delden June 16, 2005

Thigh Fuck 

When you fuck someone in the thighs with your dick. Have fun

Me: hey want to Thigh Fuck
Friend: WTF no why

Thigh Fuck by SlipperyButterBoi March 29, 2020

things that sound dirty but aren't 

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

things that sound dirty but aren't by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

Hiltz Things 

Actions that are so ridiculous that they have to be seen in order to actually be believed . Hiltz Things can be summed up as absurd actions done by someone who is just one crazy motherfucker, they are well outside the realm of natural human thought.

getting a concussion by falling down the stairs, backslapping people obnoxiously loud, screaming at groups of people, making a sperm of your history teacher, and brushing your teeth while ordering at Wendy's are all example of Hiltz Things

Hiltz Things by Randorph the Chin November 14, 2011

Thigh-Kiss 

When your thighs are so meaty that they touch together effortlessly. Basically, the opposite of a thigh gap. Shout-out to all my males and females who have that thigh-kiss game! Mhmm, sexy.

Unless you naturally have a thigh gap, then I don't blame ya, but don't fucking dominate it like it's superior over a thigh-kiss.

"Why do so many people want thigh gaps? Shit, even the dog wants some beat on the bone. AH damn! You see that girl over there? Those outstanding thick thighs, ooh man! That's the perfect example of a THIGH-KISS!"

Thigh-Kiss by Electric Eloquence April 6, 2015

This is why we can't have nice things 

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke

*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

This is why we can't have nice things by SAHM May 2, 2013