wearing the corduroy

When a woman brings out lesbian feelings in another woman, even though both women are heterosexual. Inspired by corduroy-wearing lesbians.

Mary is wearing corduroy trousers today. Sally thinks Mary is hot, and has done for a while. Even though they are both straight, Mary has managed to elicit gay feelings from Sally, therefore Jen is wearing the corduroy.

by lolololol-haha March 31, 2011

James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident

One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.

The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.

The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.

"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?

Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"

by morgangills December 1, 2004

Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag

a guy who wears A&F clothes all the time and everyday, and acting like some douchbag, sort of like a guido.

guy 1: you see that guy over there?

guy 2: yeah.

guy 1: he's a fucking Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag, he wears Abercombie and Fitch every single day.

guy 2: yea, that guy is a fucking guido.

by Ben_Dover69 May 18, 2009

seat wetting

Seat wetting refers specifically to when a couple go parking but don't go all the way, but she gets so into the petting that she leaves a wet patch on the car seat. Specifically, for it to be 'seat wetting' it has to occur in a car.

"There's no use getting into heavy petting, it only leads to trouble and seat wetting."

by JimmyBoJones July 14, 2018

Basket of Weaving

A situation in which someone has intentionally created a drama storm to which is referred to as the "basket of weaving"

The dramatic exerts of a "puppet master" making all the little puppets dance to his/her rhythm... the rhythm of basket weaving

1:Girl - "I need you to talk to my friend for me, I think she's mad at me for sleeping with her boyfriend"
You - "...don't add me to your basket of weaving"

2:Boy - "Jon said he saw you steal from my house..dude, whats up?"
You - "Jon is weaving us into a basket because he's jealous of our friendship"

by ElectricianOfUrMom October 5, 2009

Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.

Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!

by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004

Wearing

If someones being a gimp, you can say they are " Wearing " This refers to them wearing a gimp mask, therefore being a gimp.

Boy 1: What the hell, why is that guy trying to steal a car?
Boy 2: Cause he's Wearing
Boy 1: oooooh.

Boy 1: Fuckin, i just battered some bloke.
Boy 2: Fuck sake, your wearing!

by Giuseppe Mask November 16, 2009