A sensual head massage, usually from a large friendly German man. The masseuse must be called Tim, or at least referred to as Tim for the duration of the timming.
by DJ-Bashment March 21, 2019
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John tried to figure out the answer to 4+4, but ended up timming so hard when he started theorizing how numbers and equations were created. John ended up confused and never figured out the answer to 4+4 because he timmed so hard.
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(noun) - Tim Horton's (R) Cofee that is dranked while camping, for enjoyament, etc.; beverage.
(verb) - to take in a cofee in any manner; absorb.
- to propose or participate in a toast to (a person, thing, or event): to drink one's health.
(noun) - Tim Horton's (R) Cofee that is dranked while camping, for enjoyament, etc.; beverage.
(verb) - to take in a cofee in any manner; absorb.
- to propose or participate in a toast to (a person, thing, or event): to drink one's health.
by DjExtreme21 July 6, 2009
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Tim: "Why do Jewish women only like circumcised cocks? They won't touch anything that isn't 10% off."
Alex: "Why do you always end up Timinizing things?"
Alex: "Why do you always end up Timinizing things?"
by Timinizor August 26, 2017
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Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
by HapaxHog September 16, 2013
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Person 1 : yoo I low-key like crackships in genshin because like they must all know each other since they all have visions and stuff
Person 2 : yea-
Tilingerr (aka Lin) : DID YOU SAY GENSHIN IMPACT CRACKSHIPS ??? DO YOU LIKE ZHONGDAIN *insert puppy eyes*
Person 2 : yea-
Tilingerr (aka Lin) : DID YOU SAY GENSHIN IMPACT CRACKSHIPS ??? DO YOU LIKE ZHONGDAIN *insert puppy eyes*
by Chwiimp August 11, 2021
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