Texas Tyrant

Any number of Texas politicians who support radical, oppressive, or authoritarian government policies

Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.

Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay

by Real_American March 29, 2015

textmergency

When you accidentaly send a text to the wrong person that includes personal or compromising information

I typed: "Josh is super hot I will totally bang him" and I meant to send it to Paula but I accidentally sent it to Josh! This a textmergency!

by jennymatrix March 19, 2016

textaholic

One who obsessively texts and always love getting texted back.

"Christian is such a textaholic! He wouldn't put down his phone!"

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Texas Smokehouse

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.

"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016

Texas Wiz Kid

A person who urinates as hard as possible in a public restroom in order to trick people into thinking that their dick is big.

Steven: Did you hear Jared peeing this morning? So loud. He must have a monster dong.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.

by Ode Sauce March 3, 2017

college textbook

A poorly written "book" that you are forced by naive professors to purchase at outrageous prices. To curb the used market, the pages are renumbered, the cover changed, and the book republished as a "new edition" every few years.

Person #1: Dude, i just sold back all my college textbooks and got $80 dollars! Sweet!
Person #2: Do you remember what you paid for them?
Person #1: Yeah, $600. Why?
Person #2: Never mind...

by Justin The Something August 26, 2007

Texas Twiggy

A tall skinny woman from Texas named Shelley Duvall.

She's so Texas, She's thin as a twig, She's the Texas Twiggy!

by Doubt-tee Thomas February 10, 2023