If thy dare to, thy shall bare too

If you can't bare the possible outcomes of your choices then don't dare in the first place.

When "jiteshr (a random stranger on chess.com) lost in chess to me, despite having an advantageous position and me giving him the opportunity to draw he still decided to continue playing and he had a lead of 21 points and 7 minutes and I had 2 minutes but he still lost in the end to time. Then I said to him, "If thy dare to, thy shall bare too."

by Sugei July 15, 2023

dog shelf

The floor

"get on the dog shelf where you belong"

by KerrAvon October 10, 2003

Don't Ask, Just Smell

A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".

I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".

by BigBlackBlick December 29, 2010

slow down and smell the roses

this means stop stressing out, overthinking, or complaining. put your troubles in perspective and try to enjoy the short time you have on earth.

A - "oh my god we're going to have to walk all the way back to the bar cause i left my car keys there"
B - "slow down and smell the roses"
A - "wow this is nice scenery. it's a nice night, i like walking, and we're not really in a rush."

by fckdapopo October 5, 2009

De-Swell

To try and calm down. Its an attempt to cool things off after being provocated and get swoll up or swollen up.

Yo shorty, de-swell, dont let that man get you all worked up.

by Big D the Fireman April 19, 2011

stupid people who don't know how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

You're not really stupid, because its the longest word in the English language.

Guy: stupid people who don't know how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Guy 2: I'm not stupid because its the longest word in exsistence!
Guy: OK! But its true because the name of this "NEW WORD" is called that!
Guy 2: But it says you're not really stupid!
Guy: Oh yeah, I guess so... Hah?

by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 26, 2020

Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Do you understand what the I'm saying?

Eddie: She was one ugly biatch. I did not want anything to do with her. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Jim: Absolutely.

by e_briz August 6, 2008